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"All the entrées are vegan, but they taste as good as endangered species."
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"Sorry sir, if you want fries with that, you'll have to upgrade to the Burger Deluxe 2.5.1."
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"Poodle to be following by hysterical blue-haired widow? Sounds good."
"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."
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"The crab bisque, the tournedos, the bourbon soufflé... Thank you so much for trying."
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"When you've concluded the entertainment portion of your evening, sir, I'll be happy to bring you your entrée."
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'If you're going to keep reminding them how you used to ride on the main thoroughfare without a helmet, at least make it sound like you regret it.'
A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.
'Barlow must be the dessert.'
'You shouldn't have complained about the soup being cold.'
'Meat loaf again!'
Come dine with me!
Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!
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"Remember, our vetting process is done mainly to weed out any whistleblowers."