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"It will be a business lunch, so we'll need a fax machine, a scanner and printer on the table."
'This will be a working lunch. We'll need a wi-fi accessible table.'
'Cell phone or non-cell phone section?'
"Global Positioning System. They'll track us down when our table's ready."
"Table for two and a half?"
'There will be an eight-hour wait. Would you like a cot?'
"Table for two, please."
'Speaking, or nothing-left-to-say-to-each-other section?'
'We're quite full, but I can squeeze you into the angst section.'
'My reservation was made four days ago.' 'Well, your food is cold.'
'Do you have a reservation?' 'One or two. But I'm prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt.'
'WHY? WHY? WHY?' 'Because we have a dress code, Sir.'
'We don't care if you're ZZ Top, ties required for gentlemen.'
"I hope he's wearing pants."
'Welcome monsieur et madame, may I take your coats, gloves and savings?'
Do we have a reservation this evening?
'I'm afraid we can't allow two fat, ugly bastards like you to have a window seat.'
'I have strict orders not to seat anyone not wearing a tie.'
"For heaven's sakes, pull up the red carpet!"
'He's the food critic for a leading newspaper.'
Welcome at the Healthful Restaurant. We allow neither cholesterol, GM food, colourings, dust nor guests.
"Table for four please,I'll be eating alone this evening."
Please Wait and wait and wait.
'Dou you have a reservation?' Indian restaurants.