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'Remember that summer we coached little league?'
"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."
'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'
'There's more to life than winning. . .there's also testing negative for performance enhancing drugs.'
'Where's the evidence keeping us out?'
'Some hero you turned out to be...'
"Coach says I'll never make it to the majors. My spitting and scratching need a lot of work."
The Babe calls his shot.
'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'
"It's nice to wake up to some calmer news."
Strike, Strike, Strike, You're Out.
"Why, it's a message from Major League Baseball."
"From now until October, he'll be quiet as a pussycat."
'No, I'm not tweeting... although he is texting me his signals.'
'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'
'You don't know anything about waiting.'
"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"
'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'
'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'
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'OK, turn your head so no-one can read our lips... I want you to bunt. Do you hear me? Bunt!'