Major Leagues Cartoons and Comics

'You're in the big leagues, Sid, so suck it up. If the voices in your head are heckling you, just ignore them.'

"From now until October, he'll be quiet as a pussycat."

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'I think your strike call was great, but my manager disagrees.'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

'Try throwing it underhand ... it can't be any worse.'

Life with a major league catcher.

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

"I understand he either gets a hit or gets shipped back to the minors."

'You're that close to going to the minors. Relax.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

"How 'bout one high and upside to the heckler behind our dugout?"