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"I expect a speedy recovery,"
"Although it may be a simple procedure, keep in mind that it comes with the risk of being billed for a major operation."
Man sees dollar sign on belly: 'Nice stitches, Doc.'
"Have you considered spinal fusion?"
'So did you want the ectomy, or just the otomy?'
'He's with the FBI. Make sure he has an undercover operation.'
"I was told you didn't want a pacemaker fitted."
"Mr Brown. Are you in for a triple bypass or an ingrown toenail?"
"It was just a fun transplant. You got his heart, he got yours."