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"I majored in the humanities but I never really got it."
"How old is a Major?"
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Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.
The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
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'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'
"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."
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'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'
"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."
'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'
"This is where you end up when you had a humanities major in college....I should have gone with poli-sci!"
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'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'
'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'
"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
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Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'
A Shocking Springtime Realization
'At law school I majored in law of the jungle.'
Student Loan Shark
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'I think I made A Major mistake.'
'I majored in ethics. Several recruiters talked to me. They'd like me to do volunteer work.'
"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"
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"English lit-how about you?"
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We realise you do better on your I.Q. tests than you do in anything else, but you just cannot major in I.Q.
"I'm majoring in computer sciences, and minoring in kinesthetic annunciative aggregates - you, know, technobabble."
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"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."
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With the upgrade to keyless entry, the mayor presented Donovan with the touchpad code to the city.