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How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.
"Sorry, but nobody sees Mr. Thompkins until he's had his coffee and has been seen by the special effects people."
'Sorry. It just got away from me.'
"Sorry I'm late. I had to do my own make-up this morning."
A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!
'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'
'Let's face it, you have more lines on your face than in the play!'
Cosmetics Dept: 'Maybe you've been using paint, when you should be using nails...'
''Star Trek' will not be seen tonight, because they ran out of forehead putty.'
Cut out and keep your own Make up Artist.
'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'
"Do you have anything that would make me look more like YOU, and less like ME?"