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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."
"How about a round of applause for our graphics department for enhancing our slide into oblivion."
"What do we do about the exploding batteries in our e-cigarettes?"
Life gives you rutabagas- make rutabaga-ade.
"This book of fiction began when my research wasn't going well, and I turned to science fraud."
"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."
"Hey...if life hands you a lemon, you make lemonade."
'Remember son...when life throws you a lemon, make lemonade.'
'Life gave me lemons so I made lemonade. I guess I should have waited for some sugar.'
'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'
'Life has dealt me lemons. If I'm going to make lemonade I'll need some sugar.'
'Son, if life deals you lemons, sue the produce growers.'