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"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
Tags:flower, flowers, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, florist, florists, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, romance, romantic, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, guilt, guilty, feeling guilty, gift, gifts, present, present, make-up, makeup, making up, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, rule of thumb, rules of thumbs, rule, rules, stem, stems, long-stemmed, advice, marital advice, relationship advice
Tags:clown, clowns, makeup, makeup trailer, makeup trailers, makeup room, makeup rooms, makeup artist, makeup artists, serious conversation, serious conversations, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversing, talk, talks, talking, chat, chats, chatting, silly, silliness, juxtaposition, juxtapositions, juxtapose, juxtaposes, juxtaposing
'He's not here. If you're lost without him, you can always stay and see if he tries to find you.'
'I need a good concealer. I've got a lot of emotional leakage.'
"A word to the wise- never put on mascara when you're drunk."
"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"
Tags:makeup, make-up, put your face on, putting your face on, put on makeup, putting on makeup, figure of speech, figures of speech, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, late, lateness, tardy, tardiness, alien, aliens, monster, monsters, killer, killers, disguise, disguises, disguised, put on your face, putting on your face, dawdle, dawdles, dawdling, delay, delays, delaying
"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
"Who's a pretty girl now?"
Tags:style, styles, stylist, counter productive, counter-productive, beauty, beautiful, make-up, make up, makeup, circus, animal, elephant, elephants, exotic, exotic animal, exotic animals, decorative, decorates, hair, braid, bow, bows, braided, braids, tail, tails, butt, bum, butts, bums, pet, pets, giant, huge, african elephant, asian elephant, zoo, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, love, loving, companion, companionship, friend, friendship, care, cares, caring, cared
"Don't be an idiot. It's lip gloss!"
"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."
Since You Asked
Tags:boys, girls, what little boys are made of, what little girls are made of, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, mother goose, additive, additives, ingredient, ingredients, ingredients list, ingredients lists, by-product, by-products, makeup, genetic makeup, genetic make-up, composition, compositions, chemical composition
"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."
Tags:cosmetic, cosmetics, make up, make-up, lab coat, lab coats, drug store, drug stores, department store, department stores, makeup, false pretences, false pretence, cosmetologist, cosmetologists, cosmetology, laboratory, laboratories, consumerism, consumer, consumers, hair and beauty, false pretenses, false pretense, marketing, sales tactic, sales tactics, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, beauty product, beauty products, deceive, deceptive, skincare, skin care, skin-care
"Seriously? You bought me a boa? How silly of you, Henry...no one wears those anymore!"
Tags:boa, boas, boa constrictor, boa constrictors, python, pythons, feather boa, feather boas, miscommunication, miscommunications, homonym, homonyms, formal wear, snake, snakes, herpetologist, herpetologists, reptile, reptile cage, reptile cages, makeup, make-up, lipstick, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, gauche, out-of-date
"I love it!"
Tags:fashion, fashions, vanity, vain, fashionista, fashionista, trend, trends, farm, farms, cow, cows, personified, personification, parallel, comparison, polka-dot, polka dot, polka dotted, polka-dotted, trendy, makeover, make-over, make-overs, clothes, clothes, makeup, make-up, make up, bovine, bovines
'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'
"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."
'Is my make-up O.K.?'
'Have you no common scents?!'
Next on Fox! Clowns Without Makeup.
Tags:makeup, clown, clowns, expose, exposes, media expose, media exposes, hidden camera, hidden cameras, hidden camera investigation, hidden camera investigations, investigate, investigates, investigating, sensationalism, sensationalist, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, spy, spies, spying, local news, tv journalist, tv journalists, tv journalism, reporter, reporters, report, reports, reporting
"Eyeliner is back!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, cat, cats, scary, scared, eyeliner, makeup, make-up, beauty, raccoon eyes, panda eyes, smoky eyes, woman, women, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, back, in-style, in style, too much, overdone
"Big macho country video take 15!"
"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."
"Oh please. That's not the face she was born with."
Tags:pumpkin, pumpkins, jack o lantern, jack o lanterns, jack-o-lantern, jack-o-lanterns, pumpkin pie, pumpkin pies, whipped cream, thanksgiving, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, face, faces, gossip, gossips, gossiping, plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, makeup, make-up, false, fake, beauty, face lift, face lifts
"I've been tanning!"
"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, visitation, visitor, visitors, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, adult child, adult children, family, families, useless, pointless, unhelpful, foiled, failed, failure, failures, escape, escape plan, escape plans, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison break, prison breaks, make-up, makeup, make up, nail polish, nail file, nail files, lip gloss, lipstick, lip stick, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, ruined plan, ruined plans, innocent, naive, contraband, smuggling, tool, tools