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'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'
For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.
"How small will he get?"
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Make a Wish
Tags:wish, wishes, wishing, wished, wishbone, wishbones, bigger half, bigger halves, break, breaks, broke, broken, breaking, make, makes, made, making, fulfill, fulfills, fulfilling, fulfilled, desire, desires, desired, desiring, charity, charities, help, helps, helping, helped, biology, anatomy, biologist
'It's a hatred bracelet. I made it for you.'
Anger Production. Anger Management
'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'
"I made breakfast last spring."
Tags:bear, bears, ursine, hibernate, hibernation, hibernates, hibernating, sleep, sleepy, early morning, early mornings, groggy, grogginess, wake, wakes, waking, waking up, spring, make, makes, making, prepare, prepares, prepared, preparing, preparation, preparations, breakfast, breakfasts, chore, chores, morning, morning person, morning people, night owl, night owls, tired, exhausted, exhaust, exhaustion, hunger, hungry, season, seasons
Out for a spell.
'Sorry Dad, but my true passion is for making furnitures, not dams...'
'Your table is almost ready.'
"Great, now they all want a scarf."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow, snows, snowing, make, made, making, roll, rolls, rolling, decorate, decorates, decorating, dress, dressed, dressing, dress up, dressed up, scarf, scarves, knit, knits, knitting, left out, feel left out, feeling left out, unfair, unequal, unjust, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience
'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'
Do it yourself books.
'Man! I wish I'd thought of that. . .'
"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"
Tags:relationships, dating, marriage, husband, wife, boyfriend, eating, out, dining, restaurants, fast, food, drive, in, through, thru, decisions, decision, making, choosing, choose, choices, menus, dinner, lunch, breakfast, food, drink, cave, man, men, woman, women, prehistoric, dinosaurs, arguing, argue
"Can you fall in love with a robot?"
Tags:business, robot, robotics, ai, artificial, intelligence, cyborg, android, humanoid, computer, brain, technology, making, coffee, brewing, administrative, assistant, personal, executive, fast, quick, data, processing, fall, in, love, attentive, businessman, man, male, professional, executive, people, manager
"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"
'He's credited with inventing the game 'spin the bottle' way back in the '30s.'
But Willis, I was perfectly content with our little mole hill!!
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Well, I'll be darned... You're right, Maurice. But if this ain't baked alaska - what the heck was I makin'?
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Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"
'Roll'em!' (dice on movie set)
'Cut!' (movie studio director)
'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'