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"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."
Tags:everything bagel, everything bagels, bagel, bagels, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, frost, robert frost, road less traveled, road less travelled, road not taken, option, options, mess, messes, messy, messy food, messy foods, foodie, foodies, new york, new york city, new york bagel, new york bagels, breakfast, breakfasts, wisdom, wise, wise woman, wise women, makes a mess, makes a mess, making a mess
Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, meal service, meal, meals, food, do not, don't, please, throwing food, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, notice, notices, announcement, announcements, clean, cleanliness, making a mess, messy, mess, transportation
"Charlotte! Can't healing take some other form?"
Tags:marriage, marriages, married, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, violence, domestic, domestic violence, anger, angry, mad, crazy, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, therapists, therapist, mental health, anger management, destroy, destroyed, destruction, mess, making a mess, argue, argument, arguing, fight, fights, lover's quarrel, couples dispute
"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"
Tags:marathon, marathons, running, runner, runners, race, races, racing, road race, long distance running, long distance runner, long distance runners, cross country runner, cross country runners, german, german potato salad, potato salad, weirdo, weirdos, food, foods, mess, messy, making a mess, litter, littering, litter bug, litter bugs
Graffiti in a Gallery
Tags:children, drawing, mischief, making a mess, getting into trouble, playing, messing around, graffiti, art gallery, art galleries, art history, famous painting, famous paintings, portraits, portrait gallery, defacing, defacing paintings, paintings, painting, artwork, silly faces, graffitist, graffitists, graffiti artist, graffiti artists, vandalism, vandal, vandals
"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."
"Now how did she know?"
Tags:caught red handed, caught red-handed, clue, clues, following the clues, track, tracks, footprint, footprints, foot print, foot prints, cake mix, cake batter, cat, cats, sneaky, sneaky cat, messy, making a mess, evidence, leaving evidence, footprints, leaving footprints, leaving tracks, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats
Which one of these things is the soap?
"Can I have another sausage Dad?"
'I grounded myself.'
"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"
Tags:baldo, mess, messes, make a mess, making a mess, mud pie, mud pies, end of school, start of summer, early summer, good summer, best summer, summer vacation, summer vacations, waste time, wasting time, having fun, goof off, goofs off, goofing off, goof around, goofs around, goofing around, favorite activity, favorite activities, favourite activity, favourite activities
"Oops...you got a little pizza sauce there!"
Tags:baldo, pizza, pizzas, pizza sauce, date, dates, eat and talk, eating and talks, talk with your mouth full, talking with your mouth full, slob, slobs, sloppy, sloppiness, first date, first dates, nontraditional relationship, nontraditional relationships, telepresence, telepresence robot, telepresence robots, messy eater, messy eaters, make a mess, makes a mess, making a mess
"Baldo, I wish you'd help out a little more around the house."
Tags:baldo, lazy, laziness, messy, mess, messes, making a mess, making messes, careless, carelessness, carefree, carefree existence, carefree existences, couch potato, couch potatoes, teen, teens, teenager, teenage boy, teenage boys, adolescent, adolescence, help, helps, help out, helps out, helping out, laundry, laundry basket, laundry baskets, create work, creates work, slob, slobs, sloppy, father, fathers, disciplinarian, disciplinarians
"Who made this mess?"
Tags:baldo, dishes, dirty dishes, teenage boy, teenage boys, mess, messes, tidy, tidy up, tidying up, chore, chores, ignoring chores, guilty party, guilty parties, make a mess, making a mess, protect, protects, protecting, anonymity, secret, secrets, give away, giving away, giveaway, giveaways, suspect, suspects, suspecting
'I like looking lived in.'
'When mime children touch the walls with dirty hands.'
'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!'
Lady to lady about messy kid: 'Maybe we should have named him Spot.'
'The cat did it.'
As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.
'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'
'So, the paper's a little messed-up after I've been reading it ... big deal!'
Before mom sees this mess, here are some excuse talking points so we're all on the same page.
Eating blackberry pie.