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"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."
"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."
"Are you sure this doesn't have mid-life crisis written all over it?"
"It's too easy to lose a business card. A rubber stamp, you'll remember."
"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."
"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."
"I don't know what it is. I never get by the first interview."
"I'd like to impress my girlfriend's parents."
'Oh, yeah, I watch PBS all weekend long. That's pizza, beer and sports.'
'Looks like Steve's talking crap again.'
"Really, you don't remember my husband?... Picture him lying on his back with a glass in his hand."