Making Excuses Cartoons and Comics

"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."

"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."

"It came with the house."

"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."

"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"I ran out of ice."

"I'm too busy going to college to study."

"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."

'I'm not a feminist, but...'

"Sorry I'm late, Chief - I had some trouble with my nipple ring."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Remember when people had only themselves to blame."

"First, find someone to blame."

"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties

"If I've accomplished little, it's because I have giants standing on my shoulders."

"I we meet in the woods and anything happens, remember it's just hunting."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

"What about the redemptive power of my art?"