Making Excuses Cartoons and Comics

"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300656
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2173x1609 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lazy, laziness, shirk, shirking, shirker, shirkers, salcking, slacker, slackers, prepared, preparedness, ready, wait, waiting, employee, employees, bad employee, bad employees, excuse, excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, making excuses, office worker, office workers, bad excuse, bad excuses

"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC68154
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2208x1692 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, intrude, intruding, intrusion, intrusions, surprise, surprises, unexpected, out of body experience, out of body experiences, sleepwalk, sleepwalking, sleepwalker, sleepwalkers, sleep walk, sleep walking, sleep walker, sleep walkers, astral projection, astral projections, excuse, excuses, making excuses, obe, obes, autoscopy, autoscopies, doppelganger, doppelgangerd, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck

"It came with the house."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CX304984
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2908x2226 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
indoor pool, indoor pool, pool, pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, new house, new home, new homes, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, making excuses, real estate, moving house, moving home

"I'm a great believer in keeping a clean desk, chief."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300824
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2137x1735 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
offices, office worker, office workers, office job, office jobs, desk, desks, desk space, tidy desk, tidy desks, untidy desk, untidy desks, messy desk, messy desks, workspace, workspaces, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, mess, messy, untidy, untidiness

"If it weren't for you, I would have conquered the world by now."

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC142962
High Res:
2850x3114 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cat, cats, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, excuse, excuses, making excuses, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabout, blame, blaming, conquering the world, world domination, sleep, sleepy, sleepiness, accuse, accusation, accusations, moan, moaning, complain, complaining

"For someone who believes in personal responsibility, you spend a lot of time blaming government."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC141314
High Res:
3237x3818 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
thanks obama, government, politics, political, blame, blame game, blaming, excuses, excuse, making excuses, personal responsibility, called out, calling his bluff, bluff, bluffing, scapegoat, republicans, libertarians, democrats, independents, party, parties, social, socialize, socialise, gathering, get together

"I'm only doing this because begging and borrowing haven't worked for me."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300615
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2161x1777 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beg borrow steal, begging borrowing stealing, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, stealing, thief, thieves, mugger, muggers, mugging, threat, threats, threaten, threatening, threatened, held at gunpoint, excuse, excuses, making excuses, no excuse, bad excuse, bad excuses

"What you'll have us believe is that all the fish in the river next to your plant suddenly died of old age."

Artist:
Gerberg, Mort
Search ID:
PB401069
High Res:
1447x1289 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
global warming, climate change, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, pollution, ecosystem, ecosystems, selfish, selfishness, big business, big business, corporation, corporation corporate giant, corporate giants, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, fish, plant, power plant, power plants, nuclear power

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC35542
High Res:
2441x1851 pixels (unwatermarked)
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doodle, doodling, time wasting, time waster, time wasters, waste of time, busy, busyness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, lie, lying, liar, liars, excuse, excuses, making excuses, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, drawing in condensation, condensation

"I ran out of ice."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC145366
High Res:
4681x4359 pixels (unwatermarked)
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shaved ice, ice shave, hawaiian shaved ice, street food, street vendor, street vendors, food cart, food carts, food stand, food stands, mice, mouse, run out of ice, running out of ice, caterer, caterers, catering, excuse, excuses, making excuses, incompetent, incompetence, last minute, catering and hospitality, catering industry

"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC144411
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3088x3020 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, young kids, young children, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, terrible twos, terrible 2s, parenting skills, tantrum, tantrums, immature, immaturity, lobby, lobbies, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses

'I'm not a feminist, but...'

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC145341
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4303x3807 pixels (unwatermarked)
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feminist, feminism, feminists, gender issues, sexism, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, excuse, excuses, making excuses, discrimination, gender discrimination, downplaying, downplaying, the patriarchy, inequality, equality, modern life, modern attitudes

"Sorry I'm late, Chief - I had some trouble with my nipple ring."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC27741
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3346x2296 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, office, personnel, chief, chiefs, piercing, piercings, body piercing, body piercings, office attire, office wardrobe, office wardrobes, tardy, tardiness, late, late for work, excuse, excuses, making excuses, mankoff

"Remember when people had only themselves to blame."

Artist:
Hamilton, William
Search ID:
CC33042
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3478x2331 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rich people, rich person, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth, wealthy, privileges, privilege, privileged, male pale stale, white trash, wealth gap, wealth divide, poverty gap, upbringing, upbringings, up-bringing, bad upbringing, bad upbringings, culpable, culpability, responsible, responsibility, blame, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck, excuse, excuses, making excuses

"First, find someone to blame."

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
BA500385
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2128x2307 pixels (unwatermarked)
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old man on the mountain, wise man on the mountain, wise man, wise men, old man, old men, wisemen, wiseman, sage, sages, wise, guru, gurus, climber, climbers, mountain, mountains, climbing, blame, blame game, excuse, excuses, making excuses, alibi, alibis, scapegoat, scapegoats, advice, life lesson, life lessons

"Oh, that wasn't me talking. It was the alcohol talking."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC40021
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1584x1374 pixels (unwatermarked)
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drinking, drinkers, drunk, drunks, tipsy, alcohol, alcohol talking, the alcohol talking, bar fight, bar fights, pub brawl, pub brawls, excuse, excuses, making excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, insult, insults, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, pub, bar, regret, regrets

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Family Ties

Artist:
Mack, Stan
Search ID:
CX300057
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4464x3180 pixels (unwatermarked)
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college, pot smoker, pot smokers, pot smoking, marijuana, joint, joints, smoke a joint, smoking a joint, drug, drug use, college kid, college kids, home from college, excuse, excuses, stall, stalls, stalling, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, fib, fibs, fibbing, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, make an excuse, making an excuse, making excuses, drug abuse, drug abuser, drug abusers, family ties, habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits

"Remember how I said my dog ate it and you said that was no excuse?"

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
RC600113
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2554x2526 pixels (unwatermarked)
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teacher, teachers, teaching, student, students, pupil, pupils, homework, the dog ate my homework, dog, dogs, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog excrement, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, excuse, excuses, making excuses, justify, justification, justifications, justified, proof, prove, proving, giving proof, kid, kids, child, childhood

"What about the redemptive power of my art?"

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC40817
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2071x2694 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pearly gate, pearly gates, the pearly gates, gateway to heaven, the gateway to heaven, st peter, st. peter, artist, artists, redemption, redemptive power, painter, painters, excuse, excuses, making excuses, reject, rejects, rejected, rejection, redeem, redeemed, sinner, sinners, afterlife, the afterlife, damage limitation

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."

Artist:
Rosen, Ellis
Search ID:
CC800140
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3300x2550 pixels (unwatermarked)
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crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, political, politics, caught, found out, blame, blame game, excuse, excuses, excuse making, making excuses, politics, political scandal, political scandals, press, press conference, press conferences, government, politician, politicians, political party, political parties, thanks obama, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, law and order

"Due to an earlier incident, this train is being held in the station."

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC144525
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2954x2551 pixels (unwatermarked)
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train, trains, public transport, delay, delays, delayed train, delayed trains, cancellation, cancellations, train cancellation, train cancellations, excuse, excuses, making excuses, good excuse, good excuses, unexplained delay, unexplained delays, understatement, understatements, shot delay, short delays, gravity, accident, accidents, train accident, train accidents

Moral Excuses through the ages.

Artist:
Polyp -Paul Fitzgerald-
Search ID:
pfin19
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2500x1838 pixels (unwatermarked)
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excuse, making excuses, moral, morals, moral excuse, moral excuses, poltiician, politicians, slave, slaves, exploited, slave trade, slavery, selling slaves, making a difference, god's will, ethics, slavery, exploitation, justice, excuses, politics

"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
CC145833
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2670x2855 pixels (unwatermarked)
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date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, employment, unemployed, unemployment, knight, knights, quest, quests, between jobs, excuse, excuses, making excuses, crusade, crusades, crusader, crusaders, medieval times

"Some hacker from an obscure university in China ate my homework."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC132908
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2940x1956 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
excuse, excuses, reason, reasons, reasoning, making excuses, teacher, teachers, teaching, student, students, dog ate my homework, homework, schoolwork, classwork, assignment, assignments, kid, kids, child, children, hacker, hackers, computer hacker, internet hackers, school, schoolchildren, elementary, primary, secondary, education, educating, educate, learn, learning

"Actually, it's a very funny story."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC21118
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1441x1561 pixels (unwatermarked)
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clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, comic performer, comic performers, accident, accidents, funny story, funny stories, boring story, boring stories, unlikely story, unlikely stories, excuse, excuses, making excuses, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers