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"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."
"If they gave us lemons, you'd make lemonade, but I'd make limoncello."
"How about a round of applause for our graphics department for enhancing our slide into oblivion."
"What do we do about the exploding batteries in our e-cigarettes?"
"All the chairs have been repossessed, so these are all standing desks now."
"This book of fiction began when my research wasn't going well, and I turned to science fraud."
'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'
'Son, if life deals you lemons, sue the produce growers.'