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'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'
"You wouldn't understand, Muriel. It's a drunk thing."
How About a Kiss?
"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."
Tags:tonsil hockey, priest, priests, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, vicar, vicars, modern, modern times, pastor, pastors, wedding, weddings, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, bride, brides, groom, grooms, casual, casualness, punk, punks, punk rock, informal, informality, make out, makes out, making out
"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."
Tags:monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, kiss, kissing, making out, lip, lips, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, good kisser, good kissers, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships
"Smoking in the outer lounge, please."
Tags:smoke, smokes, smoking, smoker, smokers, display of affection, pda, public display of affection, public displays of affection, usher, ushers, lounge, lounges, lounging, makeout, make out, makes out, making out, make out spot, make out spots, theater, theaters, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas
"I think it's time Mario stopped delivering the kiss of death."
Tags:kiss of death, kisses of death, driveby, drive-by, shooting, shootings, shoot, shoots, tommy gun, tommy guns, gang, gangs, gangster, gangsters, warn, warns, warning, warnings, surprise, surprises, surprising, mafia, mafias, mafia member, mafia members, organized crime, organised crime, french kiss, french kisses, french kissing, kiss, kissing, make out, makes out, making out
"Get a tomb!"
Tags:ghost, ghosts, kiss, kissing, smooch, smooching, making out, makeout, make out, get a room, play on words, word play, word-play, pun, puns, death, dead, die, died, afterlife, after life, life after death, spooky, spook, spirit, spirits, eternal, eternal love, love, loving, loves, valentine, valentines, couple, couples, marriage, married, married life, together forever
"You weren't so hung up on my chastity."
"Waiter, …there's lipstick on these glasses."
Tags:wine, wines, wine glass, wine glasses, alcohol, makeout, making out, kiss, kissing, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, dining, dinner, meal, meals, menu, menus, food service industry, customer service, hospitality, waiter, waiters, server, servers, wait staff, waiting staff, date, dates, dating, rude
"We had that in school last week."
'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'
Ostriches making out
Lip piercings got locked together while making out...
'Bob so drunk, he's kissing his own butt.'
'How come all we ever do is neck?'
"My mother says never talk to men on the street. So would you like to come up to my flat?"
The kiss of death.
Tags:kiss of death, kiss, kissing, kisser, kissers, tongue, tongues, tongued, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, death, deaths, make out, makes out, making out, made out, angel of death, die, dies, died, dying, date, dates, dating, dated, car, cars, auto, autos, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You did not run out of gas! This is an electric car!"
Daughter makes out with boyfriend as dad falls asleep.
Man freaked out by a moose head.
'You may now kiss the bride... but no tongue.'
'You should know my dad's a referee, He has access to instant replay,'