Making Up Cartoons and Comics

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"Mrs. Briner? Remember all that stuff I said I did on my summer vacation? I didn't."

"The fact is, I miss your nitpicking."

"You're just making up that last part."

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"Making up words to fit the puzzle is almost as hard as using the clues."

'How about some marital counselling, hon? Should we grab some while we're in this aisle?' 'No, we're fine on that.'

"I guess this makes up for all those months you didn't speak to me."

'You're right... I just don't get it. And I recall a time, not so very long ago, when you loved that about me!'

"I think that should cover this week's news cycle."

'My wife and I had a big fight last night.'

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

'It's your Dad, sir. He's here for some quality time.'

Say it with Flowers: But not without a lawyer present.

'Is the breakup forever this time?' 'No, we're on again, off again.'

'Okay, I apologise, but I'm still right!'

"Now, Harold, you know you're not supposed to hibernate angry."

Why it's called 'Makeup'...

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'Why don't you give up breathing for lent?'

'Well I'M willing to put this unfortunate incident behind us.'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."