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Receptionist to patients in waiting room: 'The doctor will be with you tomorrow as he believes that time heals all wounds.'
Doctor to aardvark: 'Nothing serious. You have ants in your pants.'
'Trust me dude, this Restless Leg Syndrome is like, seriously harsh.'
'I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you directly to an Ear, Nose and Beard Specialist
Man sees statue sneezing.
'OK, heads we name your malady after you, tails, we name it after me.'
'Modern Malady: Baby is bored.'