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"Write what you know. Write about male-pattern baldness."
"I used to wear a rug, and then I decided that bald says integrity - right?"
"People just don't realise how stressful this job is! The crushing hours, the pressure. The relentless chasing of targets. The constant change....I used to have hair!"
"Which sounds better...'My hair is receding' or 'I suffer from age-related enlarged forehead'?"
"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"
'I'm curious about your out-of-body experience. As you floated above your hospital bed, how noticeable was my bald spot?'
Bad Scalp Day
"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."
"No thanks. 'The bald spot' is supposed to be there."
Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.
"But, don't you think we might have more in common now than we did in high school?"
"We cured your male pattern baldness. Side effects were to be expected."
Glen's hare is really starting to thin.
"I remember when all this was hair..."
The 3 Hairstyles of Men...
"Remember gentlemen. Hair loss equals job loss."
"Grampa, when did you stop shedding?"
"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."
"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."
The three stages of baldness
"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."
"I guess you could say my life is boring. Last night I binge watched my husband's hair recede."