Male Egos Cartoons and Comics

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Still fits like a glove after all these years!

"He used to own a muscle car."

"Eventually, some of us shrivel."

'He doesn't know his own strength. Bull, you're squeezing too hard!'

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."

'My future resolution? I want to stay perfect!'

"Some men are like icebergs....75 percent of the volume is hidden under the water!"

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'It's a plaster-cast of my carbon footprint.'

'Your ego seems to be your primary problem.'

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'It takes a great man to admit his mistakes. Fortunately, I've never made any.'

'It helps the doctor's morale.Each one gets to put themselves up on a pedestal for a day!'

'I do not think I'm a God. God like, yes. But not God.'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Fat man looks in mirror and sees slim, handsome reflection.

'At the risk of appearing vain, I think you should know you're taling to someone whith extremely high Moody ratings.'

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long process.

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'We have no quorum, Ms Hedgely. I'm here, and that's all that matters.'

Umbrella Ego