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'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'
'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'
'Why don't you just pick the golfball and take the penalty!'
'Well, that's just great, we're lost...but will Mr. Macho stop and ask for directions? Ohhh, no!'
'Oh no, Mr. Know-it-all isn't going to stop and ask for directions! Admit it - we're lost.'
"She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood, thank goodness, remains intact."
'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'
"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"
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Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost, it is generally too late.
"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"
Once again, as he had each autumn for the past seventeen years, Lionel secures his title as the world's wimpiest man.
"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"
'Your husband is twice the man as my fella!'
'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'
'How do you breath through something small?'
'I hope you realize I let you win.'
'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'
'I bought the biggest tent on the market. It's a man thing.'
'Why can't you just admit that you should've taken the third exit off the Basingstoke roundabout and not the second...'
'Oh, come on. You can get them higher than that. You're making me look bad.'
'Sorry, Hon, but he started bouncing trivia off me, I bouncrd back, and one thing led to another.'
What really happened: 'Oh, Humpty, you're SO macho!'
'My dad always says his pride is the most important thing in his world!'
'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'