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Still fits like a glove after all these years!
'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'
'Marriage is sharing, Carol, so I'm happy you earn twice as much as me.'
Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'
Body Hair Club For Men
"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."
"Damn! I hate it when pecs fall into my abs!"
'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'
"You must excuse my husband, he's a practising egomaniac..."
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'That's curious... very strange, I don't remember seeing that bald spot before.'
'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'
Moses parting his hair.
Man drying his toupee with hand dryer.
The male species
"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."
Male Pattern Baldness
'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'
'I just washed my mane and I can't do anything with it.'
'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'
'Do you think that the others will notice that I'm wearing a toupee?'
'When did you first notice the bald spot?'
'Dave's got male pattern baldness.'
'I didn't like my moustache at first. Then it grew on me.'
Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.
"I'm just saying Darling: You look a lot less formidable when you carry your kitten around..."