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'The readings look good, but just in case, when was the last time the system was checked for bugs?'
"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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"It won't print out anything but these damn reading lists from Newt Gingrich."
Tags:newt gingrich, reading list, reading lists, book club, book clubs, book recommendation, reading recommendation, reading recommendations, printer, printers, copier, copiers, photocopier, photocopiers, malfunction, glitch, glitches, malfunctions, politician, politicians, technical problems, computer problems
"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
"We can't tell yet if it's a malfunction or a dysfunction."
"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"
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"How many times do I tell you, you CANNOT unfreeze your screen with your hairdryer!"
Tags:hairdryer, hairdryers, frozen screen, frozen screens, computer screen, computer screens, unfreeze, unfreezes, unfreezing, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstanding, synonym, synonyms, computer crash, computer crashes, computer malfunction, computer malfunctions, malfunction, malfunctioning, it, it support, tech support, support line support lines, help line, helpline, helplines, help lines
'True, we don't give out personal information, but every once in a while, the computer takes it upon itself to spill the beans.'
'First of all, it didn't malfunction, it broke. Never waste a $20 word on a $2 car.'
Prompter malfunction. You're on your own.
Malfunction at the boy-band factory.
Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'
Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'
Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.
'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.
Carson tries to do the robot at the club but has a malfunction.
"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."
"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
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I think we have a malfunction...
'Please ring door buzzer. Your knocking is out of order. Thanks!'
"I wonder why my chopsticks are smoking?"