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"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"
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"How many times do I tell you, you CANNOT unfreeze your screen with your hairdryer!"
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Man bangs on a malfunctioning bathroom mirror to get his reflection to show.
'We don't know what went wrong yet, but just sit tight...we're working on it.'
Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.
Carson tries to do the robot at the club but has a malfunction.
"When you have a moment, could you take a look at the paper shredder? It seems to have gotten jammed!"
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"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."
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"I wonder why my chopsticks are smoking?"
"Winslow's computer must be down again."
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"For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction."
"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."
"You're getting toast, not waffles. Our appliances have been hacked, and the refrigerator is planning our meals."
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'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'
Hand dryer sucks up entire person.
Wringing the Monitor
'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'
'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'
Frannie tries to look nonchalant as the copier erupts.
'The trouble is not with your set...'
'...two, one, zero, we've got a malfunction in our management structure.'