Mallards Cartoons and Comics

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

Artist:
Hilburn, Scott
Search ID:
shl090709
High Res:
1900x2325 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fashions, fashionable, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, pig, pigs, porcupine, porcupines, emu, emus, chicken, chickens, buffalo, buffaloes, mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, perm, perms, afro, combover, mullet, mullets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater

'Son, it's time we had a talk about self confidence.'

Artist:
Jung, Norman
Search ID:
njun1428
High Res:
2099x2521 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
life jacket, life jackets, life vest, life vests, life preserver, life preservers, life saver, life savers, self confident, self-confident, self-confidence, self confidence, self esteem, low, duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, swimming, father, son, chat, chats, mallard, mallards

'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.'

Artist:
Fakes, Nate
Search ID:
nfkn224
High Res:
1800x1816 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
the talk, ducks, duck, mallard, mallards, father, fathers, son, sons, father-son, father and son, father son, bonding, bond, bonds, talk, talks, sex education, sex ed, growing pains, rites of passage, quack, quacks, quacking, teenager, teenagers

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Artist:
Campbell, Martha
Search ID:
mcan1923
High Res:
2321x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chicken, chickens, poultry, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, travel, migration, migrations, migratory bird, migratory birds, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, marriage problem, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problems, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

Artist:
Hodecker, Eric
Search ID:
ehon90
High Res:
1800x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
blind date, blind dates, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, duck, ducks, first date, first dates, dinner date, dinner dates, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiped, gossiper, gossipers, chat, chats, chatting

'Flip your brother over, sweety. He's forgotten which end is up.'

Artist:
Hodecker, Eric
Search ID:
ehon59
High Res:
1800x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, bird, birds, pond, ponds, upside down, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, baby duck, baby ducks, wildlife, water fowl, water fowls, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, kid, kids, childhood, hobby, absent minded, absent mindedness

Lotsa Ducks.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC44638
High Res:
1680x1140 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, geese, goose, comment, commentary, point out, obvious, overstated, repetitive, repeat, repeating, lots, a lot, many, heaps, animal, animals, bird, birds, commenting, annoying, annoyed, unoriginal

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Artist:
Partidas, Juan Carlos
Search ID:
jprn530
High Res:
3000x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, detective, detectives, pi, private detective, private detectives, private investigator, private investigators, wildlife, pond, ponds, quack, quacks, p.i., arthur conan doyle, literary character, literary characters, fictional character, fictional characters

"What? Our flock is leaderless, our entire ecosystem is in jeopardy, I'm almost blown out of the sky and all you can say QUACK?!"

Artist:
Satz, Crowden
Search ID:
cszn15
High Res:
1800x1715 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marsh, marshes, rally cry, rally cries, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, wife, wives, henpecked, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, hen, hens, flock, flocks, duck hunting, duck shooting, duck shoot, duck shoots, crisis, social problem, crisis point, leadership skill, leadership skills, leadership, leader, leaders, ineffective

"And we're thankful we're not turkeys...."

Artist:
Fischer, Ed
Search ID:
efin4204
High Res:
1900x1959 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
thankful, prayer, prayers, pray, prays, praying, give thanks, giving thanks, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, gratitude, grateful, corn, pray of thanks, thanksgiving, shared meal, giving thanks

'For crying out loud - show some self-confidence.'

Artist:
McCoy, Glenn and Gary
Search ID:
ggm070607
High Res:
1900x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, bird, birds, duke, dukes, mallard, mallards, quack, quacks, duck noise, duck noises, self-confidence, self-confident, low self-esteem, high self-esteem, singing, sing, duck whistle, duck whistles, quack noise, quack noises, shy, shyness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys

"I just flew in and boy, are my arms tired! Ha ha - get it?"

Artist:
Abbott, Bill
Search ID:
babn1428
High Res:
2100x2700 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ducks, duck, goose, mallards, geese, mallards, flying, flight, formations, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, nerdy, nerdiness, geeky, geekiness, joke, joker, sense of humour, sense of humor, migration, migrations, bird migration, bird migrations, jokes, jokers

'... 'Craig, don't shoot,' I said. 'That's not a mallard,' I said. 'Looks like a witch,' I said...'

Artist:
Moore, Steve
Search ID:
smb071027
High Res:
1900x2458 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, huntsman, huntsmen, witch, witches, magic, magick, toad, toads, frog, frogs, transform, transforms, transforming, transformed, change, changes, changed, mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, spell, spells, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers

Quack Quack

Artist:
Brooks, Rosie
Search ID:
rbon2318
High Res:
1800x2182 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
quack, quack quack, ducks, geese, duck, goose, bird, mallard, drake, mallards, drakes, birds, pondlife, pond life, pond-life, pond animal, pond animals, wildlife, wild life, wild-life

'You can never be me.'

Artist:
Kincaid, Kelly
Search ID:
kkin171
High Res:
1800x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, animals, rain, raining, umbrella, toeshoes, toe shoes, barefoot, compare, comparison, fad, fads, mallard, mallards, puddle, puddles, storm, clouds, rainstorm, rainstorms, fashionable, imitation, flatter, flatters, flattery, mac, macs, raincoat, raincoats, waterproof

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

Artist:
Kinsella, Paul
Search ID:
pknn679
High Res:
1652x2020 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, duck hunting, duck hunter, duck hunters, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, countryside, rural, rural life, hunting, hunt, hunts, gun, guns, perspective, perspectives, rifle, rifles, tiny, small, country

'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'

Artist:
Schley, Karsten
Search ID:
kscn3556
High Res:
2500x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, mallard, mallards, bird, birds, yacht, yachts, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, local wildlife, waterfowl, waterfowls, water fowl, water fowls, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming lesson, swimming lessons, social status

'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'

Artist:
Kincaid, Kelly
Search ID:
kkin39
High Res:
1800x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, pond, lake, animal, animals, nature, natural, real esate, for sale, sale, selling, realtor, house, house hunting, scum, water, lagoon, birds, mallard, mallards, nature, deal, deals, bird, estate agent, estate agents, property developer, housing markets, property markets

'Watch your step. This is 'quacksand.''

Artist:
White, Andy
Search ID:
awhn414
High Res:
2159x2508 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beach, beaches, quack, quacks, seaside, sea, seas, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, bird, birds, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, quicksand, quicksands, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, watch your step, sinking sand, bog, bogs, local wildlife, nature

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

Artist:
Hagen
Search ID:
cgan2850
High Res:
2184x2292 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, pond, ponds, slimy, amphibian, amphibians, gross out, grossed out, grossing out, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, creeped out, creep out, creeps out, phobia, phobias, pondlife, pond life, pond-life, bird, birds, habitat, habitats, frog, frogs

'Watch your step. This is 'quacksand.''

Artist:
White, Andy
Search ID:
awhn413
High Res:
2159x2508 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
day, at, beach, quicksand, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, vacation, ocean, sea, blanket, swim, swimming, summer, wade, wading, tide, sandy, picnic, holidays, vacations, holiday, tourist, tourists, local wildlife, beaches, seaside, bucket, quicksand, quack, quacks

'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'

Artist:
Fishman, Loren
Search ID:
lfin131
High Res:
1628x1801 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, firm, firms, alimony, seperation, seperations, duck, ducks, mate, mates, mating, laws of nature, natural law, instinct, instincts, mate for life, ornithology, ornithologist, bird, birds, behavior, mallard, mallards

Huey loved to learn foreign laguages.

Artist:
Schley, Karsten
Search ID:
kscn3113
High Res:
2492x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
linguist, linguists, duck, ducks, quack, quacks, quacking, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, hen, hens, language, languages, class, classes, lesson, lessons, classroom, classrooms, educations, learning, learn, learns, learned, foreign language, foreign languages

A yellow duck.

Artist:
Nadler, Ellis
Search ID:
enan534
High Res:
2990x2846 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
duck, ducks, fowl, fowls, waterfowl, waterfowls, water fowl, water fowls, quack, quacks, quacking, duckling, ducklings, pond, ponds, bird, birds, mallard, mallards, chick, chicks

'According to the note the duck left, he's liberating your balloon and is hijacking it to Cuba.'

Artist:
McCracken, Theresa
Search ID:
tmcn1502
High Res:
2160x2520 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
security, kid, kids, child, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, bird, birds, duck, ducks, balloon, balloons, hijacking to cuba, kidnap, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, hijack, hijacks, hijacker, hijackers, stealing, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals