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"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."
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duck, ducks, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, hold on a minute, hold on, on hold, ears, ducks ears, ear, pond, ponds, mallard, mallardsMisguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.
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fashions, fashionable, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, pig, pigs, porcupine, porcupines, emu, emus, chicken, chickens, buffalo, buffaloes, mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, perm, perms, afro, combover, mullet, mullets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.'
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the talk, ducks, duck, mallard, mallards, father, fathers, son, sons, father-son, father and son, father son, bonding, bond, bonds, talk, talks, growing pains, rites of passage, quack, quacks, quacking, teenager"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."
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chicken, chickens, poultry, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, travel, migration, migrations, migratory bird, migratory birds, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, marriage problem, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problems, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'
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blind date, blind dates, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, duck, ducks, first date, first dates, dinner date, dinner dates, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiped, gossiper, gossipers, chat, chats, chatting'Flip your brother over, sweety. He's forgotten which end is up.'
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duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, bird, birds, pond, ponds, upside down, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, baby duck, baby ducks, wildlife, water fowl, water fowls, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, kid, kids, childhood, hobby, absent minded, absent mindedness"What? Our flock is leaderless, our entire ecosystem is in jeopardy, I'm almost blown out of the sky and all you can say QUACK?!"
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marsh, marshes, rally cry, rally cries, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, wife, wives, henpecked, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, hen, hens, flock, flocks, duck hunting, duck shooting, duck shoot, duck shoots, crisis, social problem, crisis point, leadership skill, leadership skills, leadership, leader, leaders, ineffective"I just flew in and boy, are my arms tired! Ha ha - get it?"
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ducks, duck, goose, mallards, geese, mallards, flying, flight, formations, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, nerdy, nerdiness, geeky, geekiness, joke, joker, sense of humour, sense of humor, migration, migrations, bird migration, bird migrations, jokes, jokers'... 'Craig, don't shoot,' I said. 'That's not a mallard,' I said. 'Looks like a witch,' I said...'
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hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, huntsman, huntsmen, witch, witches, magic, magick, toad, toads, frog, frogs, transform, transforms, transforming, transformed, change, changes, changed, mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, spell, spells, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachersBANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.
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mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, duck hunting, duck hunter, duck hunters, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, countryside, rural, rural life, hunting, hunt, hunts, gun, guns, perspective, perspectives, rifle, rifles, tiny, small, country'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'
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duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, mallard, mallards, bird, birds, yacht, yachts, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, local wildlife, waterfowl, waterfowls, water fowl, water fowls, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming lesson, swimming lessons, social status'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'
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duck, ducks, pond, lake, animal, animals, nature, natural, real esate, for sale, sale, selling, realtor, house, house hunting, scum, water, lagoon, birds, mallard, mallards, nature, deal, deals, bird, estate agent, estate agents, property developer, housing markets, property markets'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'
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divorce, divorces, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, firm, firms, alimony, seperation, seperations, duck, ducks, mate, mates, laws of nature, natural law, instinct, instincts, mate for life, ornithology, ornithologist, bird, birds, behavior, mallard, mallards