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Mallards Cartoons and Comics
Mallards cartoon 1 of 38
"Hold on a second. I have no idea where my ears are."
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duck, ducks, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, call, calls, calling, hold on a minute, hold on, on hold, ears, ducks ears, ear, pond, ponds, mallard, mallards
Mallards cartoon 2 of 38
Coping with ducks
Mallards cartoon 3 of 38
Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.
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fashions, fashionable, hairdresser, hairdressers, hairdressing, hairstylist, hairstylists, hairstyle, hairstyles, pig, pigs, porcupine, porcupines, emu, emus, chicken, chickens, buffalo, buffaloes, mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, perm, perms, afro, combover, mullet, mullets, the argyle sweater, argyle sweaterMallards cartoon 4 of 38
The Odd Duck
Mallards cartoon 5 of 38
'Son, it's time we had a talk about self confidence.'
Mallards cartoon 6 of 38
'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.'
Mallards cartoon 7 of 38
"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."
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chicken, chickens, poultry, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, travel, migration, migrations, migratory bird, migratory birds, poultry farm, poultry farms, poultry farming, marriage problem, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problems, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wivesMallards cartoon 8 of 38
'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'
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blind date, blind dates, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, duck, ducks, first date, first dates, dinner date, dinner dates, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiped, gossiper, gossipers, chat, chats, chattingMallards cartoon 9 of 38
'Flip your brother over, sweety. He's forgotten which end is up.'
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duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, bird, birds, pond, ponds, upside down, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming, baby duck, baby ducks, wildlife, water fowl, water fowls, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, kid, kids, childhood, hobby, absent minded, absent mindednessMallards cartoon 10 of 38
Lotsa Ducks.
Mallards cartoon 11 of 38
"Elementary, my dear Quackson."
Mallards cartoon 12 of 38
"What? Our flock is leaderless, our entire ecosystem is in jeopardy, I'm almost blown out of the sky and all you can say QUACK?!"
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marsh, marshes, rally cry, rally cries, nag, nags, nagging, nagged, wife, wives, henpecked, duck, ducks, mallard, mallards, drake, drakes, hen, hens, flock, flocks, duck hunting, duck shooting, duck shoot, duck shoots, crisis, social problem, crisis point, leadership skill, leadership skills, leadership, leader, leaders, ineffectiveMallards cartoon 13 of 38
"And we're thankful we're not turkeys...."
Mallards cartoon 14 of 38
'For crying out loud - show some self-confidence.'
Mallards cartoon 15 of 38
"I just flew in and boy, are my arms tired! Ha ha - get it?"
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ducks, duck, goose, mallards, geese, mallards, flying, flight, formations, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, nerdy, nerdiness, geeky, geekiness, joke, joker, sense of humour, sense of humor, migration, migrations, bird migration, bird migrations, jokes, jokersMallards cartoon 16 of 38
'... 'Craig, don't shoot,' I said. 'That's not a mallard,' I said. 'Looks like a witch,' I said...'
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hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, huntsman, huntsmen, witch, witches, magic, magick, toad, toads, frog, frogs, transform, transforms, transforming, transformed, change, changes, changed, mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, spell, spells, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachersMallards cartoon 17 of 38
Quack Quack
Mallards cartoon 18 of 38
'You can never be me.'
Mallards cartoon 19 of 38
BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.
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mallard, mallards, duck, ducks, duck hunting, duck hunter, duck hunters, bloodsport, bloodsports, blood sport, blood sports, countryside, rural, rural life, hunting, hunt, hunts, gun, guns, perspective, perspectives, rifle, rifles, tiny, small, countryMallards cartoon 20 of 38
'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'
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duck, ducks, duckling, ducklings, mallard, mallards, bird, birds, yacht, yachts, pond, ponds, lake, lakes, local wildlife, waterfowl, waterfowls, water fowl, water fowls, swim, swims, swimmer, swimmers, swimming lesson, swimming lessons, social statusMallards cartoon 21 of 38
'Considering this is a floating mass of accumulated pond scum, I'd say you're gettin' one heck of a deal.'
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duck, ducks, pond, lake, animal, animals, nature, natural, real esate, for sale, sale, selling, realtor, house, house hunting, scum, water, lagoon, birds, mallard, mallards, nature, deal, deals, bird, estate agent, estate agents, property developer, housing markets, property marketsMallards cartoon 22 of 38
'Watch your step. This is 'quacksand.''
Mallards cartoon 23 of 38
'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'
Mallards cartoon 24 of 38
'Watch your step. This is 'quacksand.''
Mallards cartoon 25 of 38
'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'
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divorce, divorces, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, firm, firms, alimony, seperation, seperations, duck, ducks, mate, mates, laws of nature, natural law, instinct, instincts, mate for life, ornithology, ornithologist, bird, birds, behavior, mallard, mallardsMore cartoons with the keyword 'mallards'