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'Chronic idiopathic progressive malnutritional hypophagia of environmental origin?'...
"Don't make me beg."
"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"
"Yeah, I'm small for my age too according to the official growth chart..."
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'I couldn't afford to put food on the table because I pay my own health insurance, which is good since now I'm starving to death.'
'Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean, and so between the two of them they presented quite an array of nutritional deficiencies.'
"Have you tried sharing the food?"
Diet food for the starving.
'Oh, I don't dare feed him grain. He'll get too frisky!'
'If you insist on feeding your dog table scraps, fine...'
'Don't try to spare me, Doctor. If it's serious, I want to know the truth.'
'Is he too fat?'
'Boy! She's skinny! She wouldn't look bad if you'd feed her!'
To avoid malnutrition, throw away the contents and eat the package.
"Of course you feel ill...you're not eating properly!"
"Oh yes! Clearly another case of malnutrition."
Bomb into bread