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'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'
'Her husband? No, I'm her lawyer.'
"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"
'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'
"The Discount Physicians' Network is moving two thousand head up to Dodge City, Ma'am."
"Yes, you did get a C minus, and no, I don't have malpractice insurance."
'How did the facelift go?'
"This will be the last program of Dr. Frank, MD due to the rising cost of malpractice insurance."
'Do you suppose Dr. Hippocrates had to deal with outrageous malpractice insurance rates?'
GILVORTNEY INSURANCE COMPANY: 'I don't think there IS such a thing as malpractice insurance for burglars.'
'Say, aren't you the building inspector who gave us such a hard time when we were building a house last year?'
'I'd like to put this tongue depressor in your mouth. Will you please sign the waiver?'
Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.
"Gracie, how come you never play doctor anymore?"
'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'
'How much malpractice insurance do you have?'
'Let's sue the writers of 'General Hospital.' I had the same symptoms someone had on the soap, but I wasn't cured when I had brain surgery.'
'Wha! Mal practice!'
Humpty Dumpty worried about malpractice lawsuit.
An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.
'Fill out two forms, and call me in the morning.'
'Say, aren't you the judge who presided over the trial where I was found guilty of malpractice?'
I can't play doctor anymore. My malpractice insurance was canceled.'
Mom, you gotta raise my allowance. I can't afford my malpractice insurance!