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"Well, that about does... Wait, has anybody seen my watch?"
"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."
Surgery With Lawyer Waiting Outside.
"Shows you how much I know."
"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."
Possible grounds for a malpractice suit.
'A surgeon operated on the wrong side of the operating room, and is being charged with medical feng shui malpractice.'
"Well, my lawyer says I have to check your blood pressure."
"Talk to Freddy. He handles my malpractice suits."
'Do you suppose Dr. Hippocrates had to deal with outrageous malpractice insurance rates?'
'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair
'Doctor, I want a refund...'
'We misdiagnosed his case. However, we're offering a full refund of medical costs to his next of kin.'
'I drank to a lawyer's health, and now he's slapped me with a malpractice suit.'
"I'm always pushing the envelope when it comes to patient care. I've moved his large intestine so it looks like a big smiley face."
"In your own words, how would you describe the defendant in this malpractice case?"