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Miracle Mom #5,293
Tags:supermom, supermoms, super, supermum, supermums, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, miracle, miracles, strong, strong woman, strong women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, raising children, raising a child, child, children, kid, kids, family, families, bus, buses, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, save, saves, saving, save the day, saving the day, lifting a bus
Flo's kids had a harder time adjusting to their mother's hot flashes than she did.
Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.
"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"
Tags:does a bear poo in the woods, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, stating the obvious, potty training, toilet training, bathroom, bathrooms, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, cub, cubs, bear cub, bear cubs, natural habitat, natural habitats, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums
I want my mum!
'Mama! Joey's calling me a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant again!'
Caution: Clueless Parents
Mom's Travel Agency: Guilt Trips Our Specialty.
'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'
Tags:vulture, vultures, scavenge, scavenger, scavengers, dine, dining, dinner, family dinner, supper, meal, meals, eat, eating, food, lunch, manners, etiquette, polite, safari, africa, impolite, kiddie, kid, child, mom, mother, mother’s day, mama, children, kids, kid’s table, kids table, bird, birds, animal, animals, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, holiday dinner, parent, parents, argument, arguments, satisfaction, dissatisfaction, fairness, unfairness, fair, unfair
"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"
Tags:mother, mothers, mother's day, mothers day, mom, moms, mum, mums, ma, mama, homemade gift, home made gift, homemade gifts, home made gifts, hand made, hand-made, hand made, gift, gifts, present, presents, card, cards, brag, brags, braggart, bragging, boast, boasts, boasting, showing off, show off, show-off, oyster, oysters, pearls, pearl, pride, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists
'I found the most effective TV parental control was to get a TV set with no remote.'
Mother's Day In The Future
'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'
"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."
Tags:baldo, pack rat, pack rats, save, saves, saving, gift wrap, wrapping paper, wrapping papers, store, stores, storage, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, reuse, reuses, reusing, thrifty, thrift, spendthrift, spend thrift, waste, wastes, wasting, recycle, recycles, recycling, good intentions, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mama, mamas, day after christmas, boxing day, dia de san esteban
"Shouldn't you use a plate?"
Tags:baldo, plate, plates, table manner, table manners, greedy, greed, scarf, scarfs, scarfing, shovel, shovels, shoveling, eat, eats, eating, sloppy eater, sloppy eaters, bad manners, wolf down, wolfs down, wolfing down, eat up, utensil, utensils, fork, forks, spoon, spoons, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, teen-ager, teen-agers, scold, scolds, scolding, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mama, mamas
While Carmen worked late in here stuffy cocina, Papi was shopping at la Tienda de Tina.
Tags:baldo, night before christmas, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, papa, papi, dad, daddy, father, fathers, mom, moms, mami, mama, mommy, cocina, cocinas, kitchen, kitchens, christmas, christmas eve, navidad, nochebuena, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, roast, roasts, roast meal, roast meals, santa, santa claus, father christmas, milk, cookies
"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"
Tags:baldo, clean, cleans, cleaning, chore, chores, household, households, maid, maids, maid service, maid services, mom, moms, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, sweep, sweeps, sweeping, take for granted, taken for granted, wisdom, word to the wise, bedroom, bedrooms, mess, messes, messy, messy room, messy rooms, sweep up, sweeps up, sweeping up
"One year closer to college!"
Tags:baldo, future, futures, deep thought, deep thoughts, ponder, ponders, pondering, mortality, college, university, look forward, looks forward, looking forward, car, cars, cool car, cool cars, car lover, car lovers, optimism, pessimism, age, ages, ageing, getting old, getting older, kick the bucket, kicks the bucket, recipe, recipes, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mama, mamas
"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"
Tags:baldo, arroz con pollo, chicken with rice, rice and chicken, latin american food, latin american dish, latin american dishes, latino, latinos, latina, latinas, overeat, overeats, overeating, family recipe, family recipes, mom, moms, mama, mamas, mama's, recipe, recipes, mother, mothers, mum, mums, delicious, deliciousness, stuff, stuffs, stuffing your face, eat up, eats up, eating up, hispanic, teen, teens, teenage boy, teenage boys, growing boy, growing boys
'I was raised by my Mama. I never knew my Paparazzi.'
Turkey kids: Thanksgiving.
Turkey kids: Happy Thanksgiving.
Mom! Billy's censoring me!