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Miracle Mom #5,293
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"No, sweetie, not in the meadow! Where do we poop?"
Tags:does a bear poo in the woods, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, stating the obvious, potty training, toilet training, bathroom, bathrooms, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, cub, cubs, bear cub, bear cubs, natural habitat, natural habitats, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums
Mom's Travel Agency: Guilt Trips Our Specialty.
"Shouldn't you use a plate?"
Tags:baldo, plate, plates, table manner, table manners, greedy, greed, scarf, scarfs, scarfing, shovel, shovels, shoveling, eat, eats, eating, sloppy eater, sloppy eaters, bad manners, wolf down, wolfs down, wolfing down, eat up, utensil, utensils, fork, forks, spoon, spoons, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, teen-ager, teen-agers, scold, scolds, scolding, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mama, mamas
"Anything you can do, I can do better...unless it's cleaning up your room!"
Tags:baldo, clean, cleans, cleaning, chore, chores, household, households, maid, maids, maid service, maid services, mom, moms, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, sweep, sweeps, sweeping, take for granted, taken for granted, wisdom, word to the wise, bedroom, bedrooms, mess, messes, messy, messy room, messy rooms, sweep up, sweeps up, sweeping up
"One year closer to college!"
Tags:baldo, future, futures, deep thought, deep thoughts, ponder, ponders, pondering, mortality, college, university, look forward, looks forward, looking forward, car, cars, cool car, cool cars, car lover, car lovers, optimism, pessimism, age, ages, ageing, getting old, getting older, kick the bucket, kicks the bucket, recipe, recipes, bake, bakes, baking, baker, bakers, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mama, mamas
"You really like my arroz con pollo, huh?"
Tags:baldo, arroz con pollo, chicken with rice, rice and chicken, latin american food, latin american dish, latin american dishes, latino, latinos, latina, latinas, overeat, overeats, overeating, family recipe, family recipes, mom, moms, mama, mamas, mama's, recipe, recipes, mother, mothers, mum, mums, delicious, deliciousness, stuff, stuffs, stuffing your face, eat up, eats up, eating up, hispanic, teen, teens, teenage boy, teenage boys, growing boy, growing boys
"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."
Tags:baldo, pack rat, pack rats, save, saves, saving, gift wrap, wrapping paper, wrapping papers, store, stores, storage, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, reuse, reuses, reusing, thrifty, thrift, spendthrift, spend thrift, waste, wastes, wasting, recycle, recycles, recycling, good intentions, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mama, mamas, day after christmas, boxing day, dia de san esteban
"My husband took the kids to Disneyland for the weekend, so the 'happiest place on earth' is actually right here."
"Trust me, you're not ready!"
Tags:bird, birds, egg, eggs, hatchling, hatchlings, baby bird, baby birds, baby-bird, baby-birds, nestling, nestlings, nest, nests, flight, flights, flying, flying lesson, flying lessons, first flight, first flights, inexperienced, inexperience, mother, mothers, mama, mamas, apron strings, immature, immaturity, mature, maturity
"You're such a good listener little guy...you're pooping again aren't you?"
Tags:baby, babies, maternity, maternity leave, maternity pay, homemaker, homemakers, mums, moms, mommies, mummies, mama, mamas, young family, young families, working mom, working mum, working mums, working moms, good listener, good listeners, work, nappy, diaper, mother, mum, mom, mommy, mummy, parenting, parent, mum life, newborn, infant, decision maker, decision makers, decision making
"Yea, mom, knows everything...she's momnipotent."
"Don't worry, your "Mama Bear Instinct" will kick in once you have your first baby..."
Mum and the Sleepless Baby