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'It's Mooby Dick'
"Harder, you fat git, or you'll never lose that ugly gut and those ridiculous man boobs!"
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"I'm just saying that if you want to avoid having to wear a sports bra, you might want to participate in a sport."
'To be honest I'm thinking about having implants.'
"My Freddy doesn't need to look at other women's breasts, he has got a big mirror!"
"I bought a bra in this new lingerie shop down town and what can I say - it fits my Albert perfectly!"
"For the missus or yourself?"
'My God, I'm turning into my mother!'
'Hello, darlin', nice boobs.'
'We still haven't a clue what caused this Mr Wippet. I called you in because we ran out of milk.'
'No - I've been mis-sold PIP implants.'
'Hey, nice Christmas sweater, Al. I really like how your man-boobs make the reindeer look 3D!'
'It wouldn't be so bad if they were pert and perky.'
'Okay, nanobots, our primary mission is to clean out this guy's arteries. But while we're here I can't see any harm in also building him a nice pair of man-breasts...'
'That's the worst case of man boobs I've ever seen.'
'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'
"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"
'You're in violation of the dress code, Pendleton!'
'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'
'Personally I was against him having the operation but seeing how happy it's made him I'm glad he did.'
'And are you breast feeding?'
Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.
"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."
Wet T-Shirt Competition
"I just uploaded a selfie and now I've been banned for posting a naked female!"