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"While you were out, tiny ponytails came back."
(Roger Haskins as himself)
"It's not supposed to be a beard or a moustache. It's stubble!"
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"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."
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Atlas' man bun
'Sweet man bun, bro. And great purse accessory.'
"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."
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"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"
Hiding a Bald Patch
"I don't think Jeffrey would consider a man bun unless the bun was edible."
"I've seen this before. Your man bun is too tight."
"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."
Man bun tending
"Man bun, paddleboarding and vaping? Remember, it's our duty as predators to cull out the lame."
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"I'm sure Jesus wouldn't approve of a man bun in church."
"Hey samson, nice man bun."
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"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."
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The Inventor of the Man Bun!
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Special Place in Hell...
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"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."
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"Check it out, Cruz. I think I have just enough hair to wear a cool ponytail."
"I once thought about a man bun, but lost interest when I found out it wasn't food."