Man Chat Cartoons and Comics

'To enablers!'

'I'M prepared to suffer the slings and arrows of misfortune, but my health plan doesn't cover that.'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

'It's never been irradiated, and it never will be.'

Alright, Phil, mind if I join you? (No, not him! Say no!) Yeah, sure...

All we ever talk about is the past, we both know we've got nothing to say to each other anymore...

'There's nothing wrong with rolling in the gutter...it keeps one off the streets.'

Bar offers seances to 'get in touch with spirits'.

The 50-Bar.

'Not Michelin - I'm Pub Grub of the Year!' - large grub explains to barman that he is not from the Michelin guide.

Greater crested newt in bar asking barman why he thinks the newt has had too much to drink

' You're somebody aren't you ? '

'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'My wife doesn't understand me.' 'Are you still talking to her in Latin?'

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

'Oh, save your breath. I never let facts get in the way of a pleasurable prejudice.'

'Play dumb. You can't have the culpability if you don't have the capability.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Sometimes, you can be quite philosophical, Bert.'