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'You know at some point we have to stop swaddling him, right?'
"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
Tags:rock, rock music, classic rock, old age, dad rock, manchild, manchildren, man child, man children, adult child, adult children, living with parents, basement, basements, parents' basement, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, defiant, defiance, son, sons, adult son, adult sons, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, throw a fit, throws a fit, throwing a fit, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, immature, immaturity, live at home, lives at home, living at home
"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"
Tags:song, songs, famous song, famous songs, music, lyrics, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, leaving, leaving home, going to work, leaving for work, working woman, working women, career woman, career women, businesswoman, businesswomen, food, eating, dining, dependant, meal, meals, cooking, food preparation, meal preparation, helpless, lazy, man child, man, men
"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
Tags:adult living with parents, living with parents, living in parents basement, man child, grown up, grow up, move, moved, moving, living at home, living with mom and dad, mom and dad, parents, mom, dad, mother, father, son, adult son, move out, moved out, immature, mamas boy, mommas boy, dependant, scrounger, scroungers, immaturity, child, childish, dependency, loser, losers, couch potato, nerd, geek, empty nest, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent's basement, parents' basement, basement dweller, basement dwellers, adult child, adult children
"Someone dropped me as a baby."
Rolling out the red carpet.
Tags:rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, upper class, upper classes, privilege, privileges, privileged, red carpet, the red carpet, butler, butlers, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, pampered, pampering, scooter, scooters, silver spoon, man child
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mothered, mothering, tie, ties, grown up, grown ups, adults, adult son, adult sons, manchild, man child, man children, necktie, neckties, parent, parents, parenting, lineup, lineups, police lineup, police lineups, witness, witnesses, identify, identifies, identification, law enforcement, criminal, criminals, grow up, growing up, immature, immaturity, loser, losers
"A man and his choo-choo."
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"I always felt as if the child inside me had to be accompanied by an adult."
Tags:immature, immaturity, man child, inner child, inner kid, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
What is it now?!?!?! Is it the pants?!?!? What!?!?
Tags:husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pester, disapprove, disapproving, ridiculous, pants, trousers, clown pants, clown trousers, fancy dress, costume, costumes, oblivious, impatient, impatience, man child, immature
"You're supposed to point the pop-ups at the kid!"
Tags:story, stories, bedtime story, bedtime stories, parent, parent, parenting, parenthood, childhood, kid, kids, child, bedtime, bed time, bedtime reading, pop-up book, pop-up books, pop up book, pop up books, bad parent, bad parenting, selfish, selfishness, inconsiderate, unaware, manchild, man child, man-child, man children, children's illustration, childrens illustration, kids illustration, kids' illustration, childrens illustrations, children's illustrations, kids illustrations, kids' illustractions, children's books, childrens books, kids' books, kids books
Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.
Tags:video games, video game store, retail, gaming, gamers, video game consoles, home video games, video game tester, product testing, job interviews, boss, bosses, sub-boss, level up, jobs, job openings, technology, video game testers, product tester, stunted, gamer, gamers, gaming, manchild, manchildren, man child, man children
"Mr. Holcome, your mother is on lines one through nine."
Tags:mummy's boy, mother's boy, mama's boy, mummy's boys, mother's boys, mama's boys, mommy's boys, mommy's boy, needy, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, mum, parents, parent, parenthood, parenting, son, sons, man child, adults, immature, immaturity, dependent, dependency, attached, cut the cord, empty nest, leaving the nest, leave the nest, baby boy, embarrassing, embarrassed, work, office, offices, personal calls
'I've been feeling a little down lately, mother.'
'That's as maybe, mister Frimley, but there's still no such thing as inner-child benefit.'
Ride 'em cars for Dads.