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"There's another one of those abominable mountain climbers."
Tags:mountain, mountain men, monster, monsters, urban myth, urban legend, urban myths, urban legends, beast, beasts, creature, creatures, climbing, climber, climbers, hiking, hiker, hikers, big foot, giant, giants, horror, halloween, creepy, scary, spooky, happy halloween, maneater, man-eater, man eater, maneating, man-eating, man eating
"To be fair, Martha, you started it."
"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
Tags:zebra, lion, lions, eat, eats, eating, man eater, man eaters, man-eating, lunch, lunches, swap, swaps, swapping, trade, trades, trading, packed lunch, packed lunches, preference, preferences, variety, picky eater, picky eaters, school lunch, school lunches, cafeteria, cafeterias, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, lunch room, lunch rooms, student, students
"I thought I told you never to enter this room!"
Diet for sharks
The Bird Feeder
"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"
Tags:tiger, tigers, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, guilt, guilty, guilts, maneater, maneaters, man-eater, man-eaters, man eater, man eaters, man eating, predator, predators, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, instinct, instincts, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegan lifestyle, vegan diet, vegan diets
'And then he yells MAN EATER and I say, MAN EATER?! MOI?!!'
Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.
"And for your entree, sir?"
Tags:lion, lion tamer, lion tamers, circus, circuses, dining, fine dining, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, entree, entrees, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, order, ordering, eating out, lion, lions, tame, taming, tames, maneater, man eater, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, man eating, maneating
"I'll have a man overboard!"
"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."
"Today we will have the Swedish buffet!"
"Where are the others?"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, hard boiled, hard-boiled, hardboiled, shoot out, shoot-out, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, line up, police line up, line-up, police line-up, cannibalism, maneater, maneating, man-eater, man-eating, man eater, man eating
'So, what are the neighbors like? Delicious?'
"The best places to find scuba divers, son, are coral reefs or shipwrecks..."
Tags:shark, sharks, teach, teaches, teaching, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, scuba diver, scuba divers, maneater, maneaters, man eater, man eaters, man eating, lesson, lessons, train, trains, training, father and son activity, father and son activities, coral reef, coral reefs, shipwreck, shipwrecks
Knights are not really a threat son. It's wizards we have to worry about...
Tags:dragon, dragons, knight, knights, wizard, wizards, dragonslayer, dragonslayers, dragon slayer, dragon slayers, fairy tale, fairy tales, st. george, saint george, fear, fears, fearing, magic, magical, mythological creature, mythological creatures, man-eater, man-eaters, man-eating, man eater, man eaters, man eating
'So... What do you fancy? Mexican? Indian? Chinese?'
Warning. Man-eating sharks are now required by law to eat 50 women.
Pirates force captive to walk plank as their ship is devoured by whale.
Shark gets a big catch.
"I hope you feel guilty. He was an animal rights campaigner"
'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'
Cowardly man recommends a shark attack his wife.
"I'm not worried about outrunning the tiger, just making sure I outrun you!"