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"I know the doctor said this is only a bad cold, but in case he's mistaken I'd like to hear side eight of 'Der Rosenkavalier' one last time."
"God may count the tears of women, but if from that he subtracts the signs of men we're back to ground zero."
'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'
Dog with a cold
Colds: A man's and a woman's
"Pah. Man flu."
"I'm afraid it's a bad case of 'man flu', he'll need a 24 hour sports channel, beer and pizza!"
'You may indeed be 'under the weather', but let's just see if the 34 pints of lager two bottles of scotch and 6 Christmas dinners had anything to do with it.'
'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'
'He's over the flu, but he hasn't recuperated from the lack of pity.'
'Oh, Fred's not even here. . . I'm aware of nothing. I can't hear, see, think, smell, breath or move.'
'And try to get as much rest as you can...'
'He's getting a cold. . . He's not feeling well, Ma.'
'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
"A guy coughed on me at work and gave me this cold. I've been the victim of hacking."
"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."
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"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."
'Nothing to worry about Mrs Jenkins, just a touch of Man Flu'
"How come you only loosen up when you've got a cold?"
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"For heaven's sake, man - don't be so plaintive! You just have a cold! It won't kill you!"
"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"
'The doctor said you've been whining about taking a baby aspirin everyday, so he's switching you to crybaby aspirin.'
"Okay, okay!... I'll give you a note for work!"
'Ignore him, he's got a touch of man flu, I'll pour him into bed later.'
"I couldn't remember if I'm supposed to feed a cold, or starve a cold, so I decided to drown it."