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'I'M prepared to suffer the slings and arrows of misfortune, but my health plan doesn't cover that.'
Alright, Phil, mind if I join you? (No, not him! Say no!) Yeah, sure...
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customer, customers, man talk, pub talk, chat, chats, chatting, man chat, pub chat, drunk, drunks, alcoholic drink, alcoholic drinks, shallow, manners, etiqutte, social etiquette, good manners, small talk, psychology, ego, brain, mindAll we ever talk about is the past, we both know we've got nothing to say to each other anymore...
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underwater, scuba, scuba diver, scuba diving, underwater, customer, customers, man talk, pub talk, chat, chats, chatting, man chat, pub chat, drunk, drunks, alcoholic drink, alcoholic drinks, barman, barmen, bartender, bartenders, landlord, landlords'There's nothing wrong with rolling in the gutter...it keeps one off the streets.'
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'I thought this was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'
'Oh, save your breath. I never let facts get in the way of a pleasurable prejudice.'
'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!
'Play dumb. You can't have the culpability if you don't have the capability.'
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Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.
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customer, customers, man talk, pub talk, chat, chats, chatting, man chat, pub chat, drunk, drunks, alcoholic drink, alcoholic drinks, barman, barmen, bartender, bartenders, landlord, landlords, helium, diet beer, light beer, calories, diet drink, diet drinks'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'
'A shared sense of humour is vital for a happy relationship... As I discovered the day my wife stopped laughing.'
'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'