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'Why me...why me have I suffered enough? Can't I just be left alone!'
'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'
'I'm not sure they appreciate your witty visual take on the consequences of 'change'.'
'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'
'Managing change is all about coping with the unexpected and you don't get more unexpected than this.'
"There's a changing of the guard, and my weaknesses are suddenly my strengths!"
Tags:leadership change, leadership changes, manager, managers, management, managements, management change, management changes, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, evaluation, evalutations, performance evaluation, performance evaluations, changing of the guard, weaknesses, strength, strengths, weakness, office politics
Come over here.
"There's been a change of management..."
"It's definitely a change of tactics, but the over-all strategy remains the same."
"It was right here where we put the entire department of steroids."
There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'
Now, gentlemen, doesn't the smaller table make these board meetings more cozy?'
"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"
Tags:management change, management changes, procrastinations, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, dino, dinos, comet, comets, meteor, meteors, meteor strike, ice age, ice ages, ice-age, ice-ages, change management, procrastination, procrastinate, dinosaur, dinosaurs, indecisive, indecision, indecisiveness
'On the other hand, they could just be the sort of bold and aggressive management this firm needs.'
Manga character is part of new 'mangament.'
"I heard the new boss can be curious, playful and obsessed with office supplies...or at least string."
"The announcement of the changes really went well."
'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'
'Damn it Marlow! Things are gonna change around here and you can start by wiping that s*******g grin off your face!!'
Under New Management
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"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, metamorphosing, caterpillar, caterpillars, management consultant, management consultants, transformation, transformations, change management, management change, management changes, business consultant, business consultants, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, metamorphosis
'Now THIS is my idea of a creative department.'
"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."