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"My firm has scrutinised your accounts and determined you could save a fortune by the sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!"
There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'
'Oh why did I bring in that management consultant?'
'Let's see... because of our suggestions, Acme Ltd had fired 19 of the staff...'
'Well, that's a helluva great business plan... What have you done before you founded a management consultancy, Mr... umh... Smith?'
"Just tell us! Do you or do you not specialise in resolving industrial disputes?"
JB believes in hands on management.
Efficiency Expert - Gone to Lunch Back 4pm
"Uh oh! The management consulting firm we hired has gone bankrupt!"