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'I assumed when we merged that we'd have our own desk.'
'Don't bother me with facts. Tell me what I want to hear.'
"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."
'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'
'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'
Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
'Now that we've down-sized all we can, I think it's time we up-sized our compensation.'
'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'
Man has 'NO' built into desk.
'I was a failure as CEO because my scapegoats were inferior.'
"Lets face it, Gentlemen, there's a mole operating somewhere within the company"
'There is no cure but the good news is we have some great support groups.'
'Ms Jenkins, please inform the 3rd floor I've decided to fire them. And tell floors 4, 7 and 9 that they're next if they don't get it in gear.'
'I'm letting all of you go. I was going to blame it on the dot-com crash, but since we don't have a website, I'll have to come up with a different excuse, which I'll do after lunch.'
'Ms. Willard, if I said 'have a nice day' to you, I'd have to say 'have a nice day' to all my employees.'
'Ms Kaye, send in the company optimist.'
'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'
CEO decides to enroll the board in an apology workshop.
Even if you're a CEO at a big corporation, you're still just a CEO at a big corporation.
'Remember Henderson; power corrupts, and absolute power is even nicer.'
"He's in a foul mood today."
'Okay, let's take a vote. All those opposed to my ideas raise their hands and say I resign.'