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'I've cleared my desk to focus on you.'
Motivating younger employees
'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'
Employee Recognition Program
'Look, I said I'd bring you the report on micromanaging. Just give me a chance.'
He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.
"Be sure to let go before it hits the shredder."
"The shovel's just a prop. I contract out the actual snow removal."
'No Game Plan. Please help'
'I did the best I could, but there's just nothing in the budget for more walks.'
Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.
'Now, Dan, we're all equals here. Have a seat.'
'Of course, the first rule of effective management is active participation.'
'Quick, Henson - seal the exits, call the police and get a pathologist in here to determine the exact time he left the payroll!'
'Oh yeah, and I was in Boy Scouts.'
'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'
Company take-over bid
Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.
Federal Bureau of Management and Budget - Visit our new website easy.comeasy.gov
'It was at this point that I insisted all employees eat their vegetables.'
'Let me guess - the staff found out you cut their pay to help finance your new motorcycle.'
'What's the word on the floor about my new business tights?'
'Let's get this straight - to agree to elect a working party to investigate the feasibility of forming a sub-committee which was formed to make a decision about the method of forming committees during the course...'
'I'm just here to pay you a compliment.'