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"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."
"Success came too early. When he was ten, he hit three homers in three times up in the Little League, and nothing has seemed worth while since."
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.
"Dad, would you please go back to doing the parenting, so that I can do some of the childing for a couple of minutes?"
'I've been feeling a little down lately, mother.'