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'Are those plugs, Carl?'
"Actually, I like big hair on guys."
Tags:lion, lions, mane, manes, lions mane, lions manes, lion's mane, lions' manes, big hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairdo, hairdos, fashions, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashions, hair stylist, hair stylists, polar bear, polar bears, date night, date nights, date, dates, flirt, flirts, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines
"F.Y.I, the last barber I ate went way too short."
Tags:lion, lions, barber, barbers, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, ate, eat, eats, eating, last, lasts, picky customer, picky customers, fussy, fuss, fusses, fussed, fuss over, picky, mane, manes, trim, trims, trimming, trimmed, threaten, threat, threats, threatening, threatened, threatens
"Twenty-seven years old and he still has a great head of hair."
"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
Tags:animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"May be I should part my hair on the right."
Lion with hair straighteners.
"I tried that new detangling shampoo."
And beware of washing his man just before a show.
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, horse show, horse shows, mane, manes, dressage, grooming, grooming tip, grooming tips, stables, thelwell
Little girl curling the mane of her father's lion hunting trophy.
Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail
'You may not be King of the Jungle anymore but you're still my mane man.'
"Oh, no, no, I think it looks great. I was just wondering, do you use a gel or something?"
"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."
The African Plains during the 70's.
'I guess we just grew a part over time.'
Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).
'A Capricorn, eh? I'm a Leo.'
Lions secret revealed.
Tags:lion, lions, lioness, lionesses, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, chimp, chimps, hyena, hyenas, africa, africas, safari, safaris, bald, baldness, balding, wig, wigs, toup?e, toup?es, toupee, toupees, hair, hairs, mane, manes, secret, secrets, reveals, reveal, wind, winds, windy, blow, blows, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
5 Second Rule!
Tags:lion, lions, lioness, second, seconds, rule, rules, mane, manes, cat, cats, jungle, jungles, zoo, zoos, cage, cages, trap, trapped, traps, floor, floors, five, daze, dazed, throw, thrown, serve, served, serving, prey, hunter, hunters, hunted, hunting, exhibition, exhibitions, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:horse, horses, sleep, sleeps, sleepover, sleepovers, saddle, saddles, freezer, freezers, freezes, mischief, mischievous, prank, pranks, brace, braces, friend, friends, mate, mates, bud, buddy, laugh, laughs, plan, plans, plot, plots, mane, manes, shave, shaves, haircut, haircuts, bully, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Cool comb over dude!
'I just washed my mane and I can't do anything with it.'