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Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."
'I don't need to go to a gym. One of my classroom management strategies is to circulate frequently around the room. I figure I walk three miles a day.'
"Miss Piltdown,, I'm feeling inadequate.. send in someone for me to shout at."
'Are you really as busy as you look, or just confused?'
'There's ninety-nine zillion of us, and they think they're running things.'
Grief from above.
"I said I want that report on office bullying and I want it now!"
"All in favour say 'Aye'. All opposed say 'What do you mean, fired?'"
Office of Management and Budget door is upside down and is closed.
The Powers That Be.
'I fired them all. 2.437 of them. I'll go it alone.'
Pizza Restaurant sign reads: Under Old Management with New Owners.
"By the way, Henderson, I don't expect you to spend ALL day thinking."
Change of Management - Fortunes Told
That's such a brilliant idea, Spaulding, I could kiss you! Uh, I mean, I could have Ms. Fremont here kiss you.