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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, dealership, dealerships, car lot, car lots, buying a car, salesmen, salesman, manger, managers, customer, customers, waiting, wait, long wait, long waits, dentist, dentists, dental, dental work, exam, exams, examination, examinations, medical, medicine, service, customer service
A Wii in a manger
Tags:three kings, king, kings, manger, mangers, jesus, christ, console, consoles, games, game, stables, stable, christmas, xmas, born, birth, saviour, saviours, savior, saviors, sheep, donkey, donkeys, chickens, chicken, nativity, crib, cribs, three wise men, wise men, wise man, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"We're laying you off, but, as a favor, howabout one last pratfall on your way out?"
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, manger, managers, boss, bosses, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, fired, firing, laying off, laid off, unemployed, employment, unemployment, clown, clowns, pratfall, pratfalls, fall, falls, falling, favour, favours, favor, favors, unhappy, sad, crying, office, offices, office life, embarrassing, last
"We got you a dreidel."
Tags:dreidel, dreidels, hanukkah, chanukah, nativity, nativity scene, jewish, jewish kid, jewish kids, jealous, christmas, manger, mangers, judaism, christmas season, holiday season, manger, mangers, christmas day, cold comfort, wise men, wise man, gift, gifts, christmas gift, christmas gifts, present, presents, christmas, shpasik, jtoons
"Surely you can't hold me responsible for what others might say."
Tags:puppet, puppets, puppeteer, puppeteers, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquists dummy, ventriloquist's dummy, ventriloquism, responsible, responsibility, blame, pass the blame, pass the buck, passing the puck, culpable, culpability, manger, managers, management style, management style, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating
"If you can't tell the difference between right and wrong I can help."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, office, office life, company, companies, corporation, corporations, worker, workers, employee, employees, management, manger, mangers, executive, executives, board member, board members, corporate greed, ethics, unethical, corrupt, corruption, scandal, scandals, mismanagement, fraud, angel, angels, devil, devils, puppet, puppets, sock puppet, sock puppets, toy, toys, help, right, wrong, good, bad, conscious, no conscious, angel on your shoulder, devil on your shoulder
If Jesus decorated for Christmas.
Pins on waiting room seats - "Its helped us cut unnecesseary visits by over 23%"
"Order now, and get the gold AND the frankincense! Now how much would you pay!?! But WAIT..."
"Joseph dear, do you think we could get them to put the donkey and sheep outside for awhile."
The new Christmas child
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pet dog, pet dogs, manger, mangers, nativity, nativities, nativity story, bible story, bible stories, new testament, gospel, gospels, christmas, xmas, christmas story, birth of christ, birth of jesus, stable, stables, mary, joseph, nativity scene
"Great...just great! I have to get to my seasonal job and I'm like super lost!"
"Well that didn't work. Looks like we go with plan B."
"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"
Minimum wage vs maximum wage.
Tags:minimum wage, maximum wage, fat cat, fat cats, manger, wage gap, wage gaps, income gap, income gaps, income, incomes, supply side, supply side economics, cognitive dissonance, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, wage, wages, living wage, living wages, pay increase, pay increases, top salary, top salaries, salary, salaries
"That's a very generous offer, David. Would anyone else on the board like to take a vow of chastity?"
Cow eats the hay from the manger of baby Jesus.
"And you call yourself a 'wise man'!"
"What did you expect, Joseph? He is fully human and fully divine."
"Some wise men...you'd think one of them would have thought of diapers."
Tags:christmas, manger, mangers, x-as, xmas, jesus, birth of jesus, christ, birth of christ, gold, frankincense, myrrh, gift, gifts, parenting, new parents, baby needs, babycare, baby care, nappy, nappies, childcare, child care, caring for children, wisdom, wise men, three wisemen, three wise men, wisemen, mary, joseph, virgin mary
"They act like they've never seen a baby in a nest before."
Office workers pinned down by gun crazed employee - "You wanted mangement experience, well, go fire Peterson."
"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"
Tags:kids, kid, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, going out to play, come out to play, sport, sports, baseball, team, teams, play, playing, athlete, athletes, player, players, professional, professionals, big league, big leagues, major league, major leagues, money, incentive, incentives, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, agent, agents, manger, managers, management, million, millions, bargain, bargaining, salary, salaries, pay, professional sports, contract, contracts, free-agent, free-agents, offer, offers, offering, benefits
"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, office, office life, boss, bosses, manger, managers, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, young, childish, immature, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, started, firm, firms, starting young, age, getting older, growing older, aging, ageing