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"I'm finishing up. Can you get me a cab?"
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door men, door man, door people, door person, doormen, doorman, doorperson, man hole, man holes, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, workmen, work man, workman, workmen, cab, cabs, taxi, taxis, call a cab, calling a cab, sewer, sewers, sewage worker, sewage workers, privilege, privileged, wealth, wealth, out of line, step out of line, stepping out of line, class, classist, surprise, surprised, unexpected'Don't be a baby, Noah. That story about alligators in sewers is just an urban myth. I mean, look behind you. That's clearly a crocodile.'
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alligator, alligators, gator, gators, crocodile, crocodiles, croc, crocs, sewer, sewers, myth, myths, urban myth, urban myths, sewer worker, sewer workers, sewerage, manhole, manholes, brevityNobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
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ozymandias, percy bysshe shelley, poet, poets, famous poet, famous poets, english poet, english poets, literature, poetry, poem, poems, sonnet, sonnets, ramesses ii, rameses ii, ramses ii, the great, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, egypt, egyptian, ancient, history, historical, building, buildings, construction, roadwork, roadworks, manhole, manholes, mighty, despair, work, works, work in progress, barrier, barriers, mental health, english major, english majors, crazy, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinations'Help me out!"
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manhole, manholes, drain hole, drain holes, drain-hole, drain-holes, drain cover, drain covers, rescue, rescues, help, aid, beggar, beggars, brain, brains, begging, vagrant, vagrants, dollar bill, dollar bills, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropist, philanthropists, philanthropy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, emergency, emergenciesAlien looks into an open sewer that is actually a porthole to the universe.
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alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, space, space travel, space traveller, space travellers, porthole, portholes, wormhole, wormholes, teleport, teleports, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, builder, builders, building site, building sites, road works, roadworks, sewer, sewers, drain, drains, urban life, city, cities, city life'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'
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manhole, manholes, manhole cover, metal, metals, metal theft, scrap metal, police, policeman, policemen, cop, cops, constable, police officer, mobile, mobile phone, phone call, phone calls, thieves, fall, falling down, accident, crime, criminals, sewer, sewers, criminal, crimes"And so now I'm supposed to be the faithful companion who goes for help?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, companion, companions, faithful, loyal, rescue, save, go for help, call for help, rescue dog, rescue dogs, accident, accidents"I take it I'm not the first to notice the race of Hobbit-like people?"
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manhole, manholes, sewer, sewers, sewer system, sewer systems, mole people, mole person, underground, life underground, living underground, race, races, pipeline, pipelines, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mythical being, mythical beings, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, construction worker, construction workers, builder, builders, maintenance worker, maintenance workers, maintenance workLittle did Billy know, he was about to walk into an open manhole. . . luckily he wasn't the first.
Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.
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hobby, hobbyist, hobbies, hobbyists, manhole, manholes, manhole cover, manhole covers, collector, collectors, collecting, collect, hernia, hernias'Stan did you read about that bloke in Florida, he went to bed and disappeared down a hole? Lot to be said for living in England.'
A man painting the words 'The End' falls down a manhole.
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end, ends, ending, endings, conclusion, conclusions, conclude, concludes, concluding, fall, falls, falling, pratfall, pratfalls, prat fall, prat falls, manhole, manholes, sewer, sewersJust as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,
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