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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
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"Don't listen to her - she's a control freak. Now, let me tell you what you're gonna do."
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A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."
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Bank 'n' Burger
"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."
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"You don't need the scythe anymore. The hoodie scares them to death."
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
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"In the future, everyone will have privacy for fifteen minutes."
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"I've never seen the corn this bad."
"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."
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"I'm looking for a hedge against my hedge funds."
The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis
"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"Getting and spending, we lay waste our powers. Details at eleven."
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"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"
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"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
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"Whitewater for two hundred, Alex."
"Half empty because of congressional inaction, and half full because of the tireless efforts of the President."
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"Mind if I smoke?"
"Jitters on Wall Street today over rumors that Alan Greenspan said, 'A rich man can as soon enter Heaven as a camel fit through the eye of a needle.' "
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"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."
"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."
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