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"Does this make us bad parents?"
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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."
Tags:begonia, begonias, flower, flowers, flower pot, flower pots, accident, accidents, accidental, murder, murders, murdering, killing, killings, murder weapon, murder weapons, excuse, excuses, alibi, alibis, accidental death, accidental deaths, manslaughter, likely story, likely stories, murderess, murderesses, fall, falls, falling, heavy object, heavy objects
"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."
Tags:science kit, science kits, genius, geniuses, child prodigy, child prodigies, sisters, brother, brothers, chemist, chemists, chemistry, chemistry set, chemistry sets, test, tests, experiment, experiments, science experiment, science experiments, poison, poisons, poisoning, toxic, toxic gas, toxic gases, toxic gasses, carbon monoxide, accident, accidents, scold, scolds, scolding, manslaughter, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, mad scientist, mad scientists
'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'
"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."
Tags:restaurants, eating out, ding out, bad date, bad dates, waiter, waiters, waiting staff, wait staff, waitstaff, manslaughter, cutlery, dropping cutlery, dropping your fork, posh dining, posh restaurant, fancy restaurant, balcony, balconies, accident, accidents, bad accident, bad accidents, underreact, underreacting, underreaction, under react, under reacting, under reaction
"I took aim, pulled the trigger, and then, suddenly, shots rang out."
Tags:court, courts, testimony, testimonial, testimonies, honest, honesty, court of law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, court room, courtroom, judge, judges, judiciary, judicial, judicial system, gun violence, gun, guns, manslaughter, murder, testify, testifies, weak testimony, stand up in court, under oath, gun violence, criminal, criminal justice, criminals, red handed, red-handed, caught red handed, caught red-handed
'Bless You!' (snowman kills another snowman with a 'dagger' carrot).
"Mister Mulvaney threatened to write about me in his next dirty book, and my big iron skillet went off by accident."
Tags:murder, murders, murderess, murderesses, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, skillet, skillets, cast iron skillet, cast iron skillets, threaten, threatens, threatening, writer, writers, author, authors, true crime, true crimes, paperback, paperbacks, paperback writer, paperback writers, accident, accidents, accidental, manslaughter, excuse, excuses
The best place for a dartboard is not beside an open window.
"Is something troubling you, Charles? It's not like you to run over a pedestrian."
"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"
Sign Thrower accidentally murders passer by.
Tags:sign thrower, sign throwers, sign throwing, sign-thrower, sign-throwers, sign-throwing, pizza, pizzas, takeaway, takeaways, take-away, take-aways, marketing strategy, marketing strategies, advertising strategy, advertising strategies, advertising, marketing, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, manslaughter, health and safety, accidental death, accidental deaths
What happened after the little boy threw the clock out the window to see how time flies.
'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'
'Well inspector I want to be a Country and Western singer, but I felt I was too happy! I needed a dead dog to sing about, but the wife got in the way, which is great, I feel really sad.'
'You're doing it bob! You're dribbling!'
'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'
Tags:graduation, graduations, graduation tradition, graduation traditions, graduate, graduates, graduating celebration, graduation celebrations, graduating, manslaughter, manslaughters, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, accidental death, graduation caps, graduation hats, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'We think the murderer may be a lumberjack.'
Surgeons' Changing Room / Surgeons on manslaughter charge.
Dr Conrad Murray: Dr Bad?
'So what makes you think the murderer was a butcher?'
'Your honour, this was simply a mutually agreed fish-pedicure that went tragically wrong.'
Sawfish accidentally cuts in two a fish in school
'Would you support capital punishment?'