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"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."
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Calm in the Face of Chaos
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
"I work hard and I play hard."
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"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."
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Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.
"I wonder how much he paid for that view."
"Carpe the per diem."
'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'
You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.
Lost my mantra.
'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'
"One day at a time, that's my motto. It used to be, Catch me if you can."
'Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and takeovers and profits, oh my! Mergers and. . . '
"The depth of your wrongness is so deep that it is unknowable."
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'Remember, Junior, in business, you're nobody until somebody loathes you.'
Tags:daily affirmations, daily affirmation, pelicans, self-help, self help, self-esteem, self-esteems, self esteem, self esteems, self confidence, self-confidence, confidence building, motto, mottos, slogan, slogans, mantra, mantras, pelican, book, improvement, self, help, confidence, esteem, building
'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'
'I now know why Obama is so much into drones. . . it's a democrat's mantra.'
Surfing the internal internet...
'Come on, come on, let's work together!'