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'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'
"Do you have any why-to books?"
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'Well, that seemed to go well. Let's fire this thing up and see what it can do!'
Global Positioning Manual
"O.K., now put Tab A into Slot B."
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"How To Turn Stuff Off"
Here are the latest strategic proposals on 'managing the paperless office'.
(Preschool for Dummies)
'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'
'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'
'Your husband is on line two. He says it's an emergency. He wants to know how to work the microwave.'
In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.
'It looks like they're bringing in the new regulations manual.'
Job Safety - Valves.
Get to Know Your Cryptos
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Man searching for book in sections entitled 'Do it yourself' and 'Get someone else to do it.'
What it takes to be a leader.
'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'
Heath and Safety Minefield
"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."
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'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
'We have 'how to' books on most subjects, but we don't seem to have 'How To Dig A Hole'.'
"They appear to be flat pack self assembly instructions."
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'Management think staff need to use their common sense more...and this is how we want them to use it!'