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Size differences aside...it's that cheesy 'manufactured' smile that makes it so easy to pick a fruit fly on a GM diet!!
"Where's the business end of this thing?"
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Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.
Tags:duck, ducks, bird, birds, pillow, pillows, cushion, cushions, sale, sales, sell, sell, salesman, salesmen, pluck, plucked, plucking, plucks, feather, feathers, babies, kiddin, joking, jokes, manufacture, manufactured, made, make, makes, self, plump, comfortable, assistant, assistants, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Business Hierarchy: Research and Development, Manufacturing Division, and Advertising and Promotion.
"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
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'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'
"Yeah, that one's funny, too. Next."
'Just what you asked for... made in the US by adult US citizens... that will be $1,795.00'
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
'There's no word for leisure in your language.'
Sweat Shop: 'You'd think they'd at least let us buy the seconds at a discount.'
"Wow! The Chinese economy supports almost 765 million Chinese jobs!"
'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'
'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that filthy thing in here!'
'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'
"Not all the news is bad. Research indicates U.S. Steel would do extremely well as the name of a male fragrance."
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'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'
"Are we overthinking this?"
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"What we need is a union."
Tags:robots, robotics, automation, automated, automate, manufacturing, manufacturer, manufacturers, manufacture, manufactures, job, jobs, auto plant, auto plants, automobile plants, technology, factory workers, factory worker, unions, union, unionization, outsourcing, outsourcing to robots, workforce, jobs, employment, economy, unemployment, strike, strikes, striking, union worker, union workers
"Hey, I saw you on the cover of Assembly Line Illustrated!!"
And then one day it happened: form, which always follows Function, crosses the line into outright stalking.
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"Yeah, but the 'Made In China' labels are made in America."
Tags:store, clothes, clothing, apparel, salesman, salesmen, sales associates, sales associate, china, america, usa, shopping, outsource, outsourcing, globalisation, trade deficit, garment, garments, manufacture, manufacturing, manufacturers, made in america, shop, shopping, shoppers, consumer, consumers, silver lining
'It says, 'these crude instruments have been recalled due to a manufacturer's defect'.'
Marvin Shlepmuffin - the guy who pre-programs your fire alarm battery to fail at 2:30 in the morning every time...
At the baby oil factory.